Santa Claus
Secret Village
North Pole, EA 11001
santa2011@nc.rr.com
Profile
Seasonal worker seeking part time employment in the field of philanthropy and the spreading of joy to all mankind.
Skills Summary
| Naughty/Nice List Management | Distribution and Logistics |
| Just In Time Inventory Control | Not So Lean Manufacturing |
| Workshop & Elf Management | Reindeer Breeding & Flight Training |
Employment History
A long time ago - PresentSelf Employed North Pole
http://www.northpole.com/workshop/
Title: Father Christmas
- Develop and maintain lists of children for the purpose of behavioral assessment. Assign children to naughty or nice categories.
- Solicit input and assemble preferences for toys, gifts and candy on an individual basis. Make decision on gift awards based on behavioral assessment.
- Plan, implement and control workshop processes to ensure smooth and efficient operation.
- Created Elf Academy to train and motivate a staff of elves for improved production of toys.
- Maintain a team of reindeer and a magic sleigh which includes a transdimensional present compartment, nose navigator and state-of-the-art antimatter propulsion.
Education
North Pole University, North Pole, Earth
Master of Behavioral Science, Child and Adolescent Assessment
GPA: 5.0/4.0
Kringle Academy, North Pole, Earth
Bachelor of Arts, Toy Design and Distribution
GPA: 5.0/4.0
Master of Behavioral Science, Child and Adolescent Assessment
GPA: 5.0/4.0
Kringle Academy, North Pole, Earth
Bachelor of Arts, Toy Design and Distribution
GPA: 5.0/4.0
Professional Affiliations
Charter Member, National Beard Registry
Spokesperson, Association for Elven Workforce Management
Chairman, The Institute for Clean Chimneys
Member, Cookies Advisory Committee
Spokesperson, Association for Elven Workforce Management
Chairman, The Institute for Clean Chimneys
Member, Cookies Advisory Committee
Activities
Tree decorator and snowman builder
Avid checker player
Expert cookie taster
Avid checker player
Expert cookie taster
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